hello blog, long time no see
I've been missing you hahaha

I wonder if anyone will ever read this post ahaha, must be some ultimate no life stalker to come to suck a dead blog, eh stop reading already la go and get a life =p

I just needed somewhere to empty my memories, somewhere people wont find it hahahah

somewhere only we know.....

ANYWAYS, FOR THE 100th POST I SHALL BE BLOGGING ABOUT MY OCIP TO SHANGHAI!!!

Like wth right, they have such a beautiful skyline still need a bunch of 24 kiddos for what?!?!

Cos Shanghai has a less beautiful side, a poorer side and thats why we were there =)

This place is called Li Min, and this was our home for 9 days

And in that 9 days we.......

taught

paintedplayed

made friends!!
hahah okay i confess, i just jumped into this photos, i got no friends there they all scared of me i dunno why boohoo =(
hahah but thanks yiting and yuen ying for helping me try to make friends lol hahahah

okay i want to blog about the basketball hoop!!

the hoops is damn cool cos its alot lower than normal courts meaning.....

WE COULD FRIGG'IN DO SLAM DUNKS AND ALLEY HOOPS AND ALL THE COOL AERIAL STUNS LOL HAHAHAAHHA

ya for those people with no friends/fans, aka most of the guys,, we made friends with this hoop

okay now i want to blog about the toilet !!

okay this toilet is seriously no joke

i dont think it has a flushing system so your pee and shit literally just stay there until erm.....it decomposes.....and its like its sooooooooo smelly until it smells like a science lab, we were literally sniffing ammonia omgwtheww

haha anyways the highlight of the school are the kids la.....

they are damn cute and sweet and adorable la

they will draw stuff for us and give us gifts and come find us during their breaks to play games with them, they really treated us like older siblings, and we treated them likewise

And lessons were damn funny too, cos my group activities group, are the champions at improtu, we never even had a proper meeting to discuss lessons plans la, we just chiong in and do our stuff =D. Zijing tanker !! GOGO

Naturally, by the time we had to leave alot of us were very attached to the kids there and the atmosphere was really very ='(

but i think its okay to feel sad, i mean we only feel sad when we say goodbye to someone(s) important right? So i think its really great that in such a short span, such a strong connection could be forged. So thats a good thing! So its okay to feel sad over a good thing, hahaha shit i'm not making any sense at all bleh....Anyways we left behind our legacy and i'm sure the kids will remember us for a long time ...

Okay besides the school THERE WERE ALOT OF OTHER THINGS THAT HAPPEN

LIKE HWA PHENG AND HIS BEST FRIEND THE PLUMBER HAHAHAHHA

okay i must say the whole story......

we were talking about shitting habbits, so most of us were like saying we shit once a day and niaoing matthew for shitting 3 times (Matthew is full of shit in case you didn't know hahaha)

then Hwa Pheng (HP) suddenly said, eh i havent shit since i came yet eh ...then we were like omg die!! we going to buy fruits and spam you with fibres ahhahaah. okay so thats what we did and that night he shit-ed and you know what!? HE FRIGG'IN CLOGGED UP THE TOILET. and the then he continued his streak not twice, or thrice BUT FOUR times eh, i mean how the heck do you do it, how you store such a huge volume of crap in there omg .....hahaha but it was damn funny.

Then there was XYY and Wilson Fans, omg why the girl there so zhai one, take the first intiative hahaha why sg girls not like that =( hahahaha sian, no wonder why shy guys like me will never get attached. Then the grabbed the 2 of them to spam photos sign autograph and get their number and even sms them la ahahhaa. damn funny cos each sms damn expensive so they write until damn long, cramp alot of stuff inside.

Then there was shopping too, hahah omg if you want to buy stuff must master the art of baragaining first, ahaha its quite interesting. But i didnt really shop much, was too busy doing other stuff like............

DRINKING HHAHAHA

okay i must give Zijing credit for stealing my viginity ( first time drinking la wah lao you all sickos what you thinking ?!?!?!)

hahaha its like we were supposed to go Tian Zi Fang (this "cool and happening place for young people" quote yiting) But we got seperated so in the end Matthew ZiJing and me went drinking lol. at first we just drank like cocktail and 1 shot then we said we didnt want to over drink. BUT ZIJING INSISTED SHE WANTED ME DRUNK!!! FOR WHO KNOWS WHAT REASON OMG. haha anyways she said "eh just drink someone la, 1 shot no fun, i pay for you" or something like that. And knowing what a dustbin i am, i cant say yes to free food/drinks right?!?! hahah so okay i drank too much and got abit tipsy and started getting high and sprouting nonsense and doing lame stuff like hiding in the cupboard and just making a complete fool of myself infront of everyone. Actually it was quite fun, cos right if you let yourself get high you will really get damn highhhh. So ya i must live up to my sirname right (高)

Anyways this happened on the 3rd last night, and for the last 3 nights i didnt even sleep at all HAHA. Cos i wanted to squeeze everyone ounce of fun i could from this trip and i think i did =).

The 2nd last night we went kboxing till like 3+ for me and 4.30 for some crazy people hahaha. But i think it was quite fun la, but i humji dont dare sing lol, next time get me drunk first la, then i will surely get high and crazy and maybe i might sing lol

Then the last night was kind of a blur cos i was drunk again -.-!

okay we wanted to go clubbing with Yiting and her friend Siyu or something but it was soooo darn exp so we settled on buying drinks and going back to party hahaha

so we had a little drinking party , me matthew linus wilson yiting zijing nicole

hahaha that night was seriously damn funny....cos right nicole got high damnnnnnnn fast then i was thinking shit, cant lose to her , so i started spamming hahaha then before i knew it i got tipsy too hahaha then alot of funny shit happened la,
like the pass the pocky game
rolling on the floor
espresso
and throwing toilet paper at fuxing
cam whoring with yiting mac
and playing some hopping game with nicole but we were too drunk so we just ended up falling all over each other. HAHAH eh a drunk nicole is a damn scary nicole, its like 1 moment she laughing and the next she's crying then she'll keep doing the zhao sia noise ahhahah and keep falling off the bed and laughing at random stuff lol. Normally she already so high, with imagine her with durnk la omg
okay i forgot to blog about JI MU LOL

hahahha okay we were watching Max Payne this night, i cant remember the story execpt that there was part where the subtitle was totally hilarious.
"this is the valkerie, the viking believed it protects the ....." (original)
"this is the JI MU, it gives lousy protection and is also very absurd" (subtitle)

HAHAHAHAHAH then we were all laughing like crap, then JI MU became like our pet phrase.

so now whenever someone says JI MU i will recall all the fun times at OCIP

and the "piaking" with wet toilet paper

matthew affro

Matthew Ji MU tattoo on his feet

Yiting our master

Matthew farts

.....and i cant stop smiling

hmm, i havent had this much fun in a long time, maybe since orientation?And i want to thank everyone who has made this experience special for me, you guys know who you are ( not like you will find this blog anyways)

But i do have 1 regret (other than not having any friends in school) i think i might have been abit too petty? but trust really meant alot to me, and you promised not to hide anything from me but you did and i just felt damn betrayed. Anyways things still worked out fine and if that didnt happen i doubt i would have gotten to known the others better so maybe its a blessing in disguise? hhaha anyways shanghai has really been a blast and i hope the enthusiasm that it has given me towards life will invigorate me for a long time, 2009 HERE I COME!!!