Like wth right, they have such a beautiful skyline still need a bunch of 24 kiddos for what?!?!
Cos Shanghai has a less beautiful side, a poorer side and thats why we were there =)
paintedplayed
made friends!!
hahah okay i confess, i just jumped into this photos, i got no friends there they all scared of me i dunno why boohoo =(
hahah but thanks yiting and yuen ying for helping me try to make friends lol hahahah
okay i want to blog about the basketball hoop!!
the hoops is damn cool cos its alot lower than normal courts meaning.....
WE COULD FRIGG'IN DO SLAM DUNKS AND ALLEY HOOPS AND ALL THE COOL AERIAL STUNS LOL HAHAHAAHHA
ya for those people with no friends/fans, aka most of the guys,, we made friends with this hoop
okay now i want to blog about the toilet !!
okay this toilet is seriously no joke
i dont think it has a flushing system so your pee and shit literally just stay there until erm.....it decomposes.....and its like its sooooooooo smelly until it smells like a science lab, we were literally sniffing ammonia omgwtheww
haha anyways the highlight of the school are the kids la.....
they are damn cute and sweet and adorable la
they will draw stuff for us and give us gifts and come find us during their breaks to play games with them, they really treated us like older siblings, and we treated them likewise
And lessons were damn funny too, cos my group activities group, are the champions at improtu, we never even had a proper meeting to discuss lessons plans la, we just chiong in and do our stuff =D. Zijing tanker !! GOGO
Naturally, by the time we had to leave alot of us were very attached to the kids there and the atmosphere was really very ='(
but i think its okay to feel sad, i mean we only feel sad when we say goodbye to someone(s) important right? So i think its really great that in such a short span, such a strong connection could be forged. So thats a good thing! So its okay to feel sad over a good thing, hahaha shit i'm not making any sense at all bleh....Anyways we left behind our legacy and i'm sure the kids will remember us for a long time ...
Okay besides the school THERE WERE ALOT OF OTHER THINGS THAT HAPPEN
LIKE HWA PHENG AND HIS BEST FRIEND THE PLUMBER HAHAHAHHA
okay i must say the whole story......
we were talking about shitting habbits, so most of us were like saying we shit once a day and niaoing matthew for shitting 3 times (Matthew is full of shit in case you didn't know hahaha)
then Hwa Pheng (HP) suddenly said, eh i havent shit since i came yet eh ...then we were like omg die!! we going to buy fruits and spam you with fibres ahhahaah. okay so thats what we did and that night he shit-ed and you know what!? HE FRIGG'IN CLOGGED UP THE TOILET. and the then he continued his streak not twice, or thrice BUT FOUR times eh, i mean how the heck do you do it, how you store such a huge volume of crap in there omg .....hahaha but it was damn funny.
Then there was XYY and Wilson Fans, omg why the girl there so zhai one, take the first intiative hahaha why sg girls not like that =( hahahaha sian, no wonder why shy guys like me will never get attached. Then the grabbed the 2 of them to spam photos sign autograph and get their number and even sms them la ahahhaa. damn funny cos each sms damn expensive so they write until damn long, cramp alot of stuff inside.
Then there was shopping too, hahah omg if you want to buy stuff must master the art of baragaining first, ahaha its quite interesting. But i didnt really shop much, was too busy doing other stuff like............
DRINKING HHAHAHA
okay i must give Zijing credit for stealing my viginity ( first time drinking la wah lao you all sickos what you thinking ?!?!?!)
hahaha its like we were supposed to go Tian Zi Fang (this "cool and happening place for young people" quote yiting) But we got seperated so in the end Matthew ZiJing and me went drinking lol. at first we just drank like cocktail and 1 shot then we said we didnt want to over drink. BUT ZIJING INSISTED SHE WANTED ME DRUNK!!! FOR WHO KNOWS WHAT REASON OMG. haha anyways she said "eh just drink someone la, 1 shot no fun, i pay for you" or something like that. And knowing what a dustbin i am, i cant say yes to free food/drinks right?!?! hahah so okay i drank too much and got abit tipsy and started getting high and sprouting nonsense and doing lame stuff like hiding in the cupboard and just making a complete fool of myself infront of everyone. Actually it was quite fun, cos right if you let yourself get high you will really get damn highhhh. So ya i must live up to my sirname right (高)
Anyways this happened on the 3rd last night, and for the last 3 nights i didnt even sleep at all HAHA. Cos i wanted to squeeze everyone ounce of fun i could from this trip and i think i did =).
The 2nd last night we went kboxing till like 3+ for me and 4.30 for some crazy people hahaha. But i think it was quite fun la, but i humji dont dare sing lol, next time get me drunk first la, then i will surely get high and crazy and maybe i might sing lol
Then the last night was kind of a blur cos i was drunk again -.-!
okay we wanted to go clubbing with Yiting and her friend Siyu or something but it was soooo darn exp so we settled on buying drinks and going back to party hahaha
so we had a little drinking party , me matthew linus wilson yiting zijing nicole
hahaha that night was seriously damn funny....cos right nicole got high damnnnnnnn fast then i was thinking shit, cant lose to her , so i started spamming hahaha then before i knew it i got tipsy too hahaha then alot of funny shit happened la,
like the pass the pocky game
rolling on the floor
espresso
and throwing toilet paper at fuxing
cam whoring with yiting mac
and playing some hopping game with nicole but we were too drunk so we just ended up falling all over each other. HAHAH eh a drunk nicole is a damn scary nicole, its like 1 moment she laughing and the next she's crying then she'll keep doing the zhao sia noise ahhahah and keep falling off the bed and laughing at random stuff lol. Normally she already so high, with imagine her with durnk la omg
okay i forgot to blog about JI MU LOL
hahahha okay we were watching Max Payne this night, i cant remember the story execpt that there was part where the subtitle was totally hilarious.
"this is the valkerie, the viking believed it protects the ....." (original)
"this is the JI MU, it gives lousy protection and is also very absurd" (subtitle)
HAHAHAHAHAH then we were all laughing like crap, then JI MU became like our pet phrase.
so now whenever someone says JI MU i will recall all the fun times at OCIP
and the "piaking" with wet toilet paper
matthew affro
Matthew Ji MU tattoo on his feet
Yiting our master
Matthew farts
.....and i cant stop smiling
hmm, i havent had this much fun in a long time, maybe since orientation?And i want to thank everyone who has made this experience special for me, you guys know who you are ( not like you will find this blog anyways)
But i do have 1 regret (other than not having any friends in school) i think i might have been abit too petty? but trust really meant alot to me, and you promised not to hide anything from me but you did and i just felt damn betrayed. Anyways things still worked out fine and if that didnt happen i doubt i would have gotten to known the others better so maybe its a blessing in disguise? hhaha anyways shanghai has really been a blast and i hope the enthusiasm that it has given me towards life will invigorate me for a long time, 2009 HERE I COME!!!
and ya thanks shengkun , your words helped me think clearly again, really, thanks alot
and everyone go support FCW FC!! gogogo!!!
sorry if the above two lines seemed random
- ksx
(99th)
alot alot of other events took place like how we discovered Jun Long was scared of heights, not like high heights(10m+) but like 2m drop -.-! and how we caught our first glimpse of the snow capped anapura range(spelling?) during sunset, the peak of the mountain was glowing red and just peeped out above the clouds on the horizon. beautiful.........
okay move on, 3rd day RAFTING
hahaha omg i'm so happy that we ( wincoln, zijie, shijun, ksx, jiahan, jon heng cp, andrew, wei zhe) GOT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW AS OUR GUIDE WAHAHH
captain jack sparrow was the dude that briefed then, someone, i think it was jia han suddenly said, "he talks like jack sparrow" then we were all like yaaa.....hahahahaha damn funny la
then he is like uber cool lor, the way he shouts the commands damn cool la ....foRWARD!!! hahahaha memories
while other groups were practicing their commands and stuff we were attacking them hahahaha by command of our captain, when we attack we just mean using paddles and splash water at them
room for warmth lol damn cosy =)
2nd day of treking alot more slack, we reached the next pitstop and slacked
me shijun and jiahan were acting gate-guardian/emo-kid haha funny
and the common toilet had no water hahah pee already have to walk far far to wash hands
this 2nd village had a cool watch tower, we braved the wind to go there at night to order supper hahah. and like half the camp was already there eating haha wth
then we had mass polar bear session damn fun
imagine 20-30 guys shouting and pointing like manics hahaha really going to miss it
and the pizza was really cool, it made from yak cheese, kindda sourish and eekish, but hey local flavour =). and they have their own dumplings and they call it momo, damn cute ahaha
3rd day of treking was fun. really fun
all the lame jokes and stuff really kept our morale up, and the hours just went pass so fast. and steew ( ficitional name to protect the identiy of the victim haha =p) got his ass "kicked" by the horn of a bull . but he was damn humourous and joking about this incident lol
last day of treking......
lol i'm really tired now and i bet you are too so i shall try to speed up
learned ncc drills seriously damn cool, uinder the mentorship of the great master sergent toh jiajun and dunno what rank jon heng, we learned it damn fast. jia han and me were laming around creating our own drills and choregraphing our stick fighting hhaha, dammit i dont i have the pictures now lol. then i think i accidentally killed a tree. I just wacked a metal ring thingy with the wooden talking stick and it flew and piecre through some bamboo plant and it started bleeding alot of sap....sorry tree =(
then we went STARGAZING that night
we brought out our chairs and beanies and gloves and camp outside in the freezing night for 3 hours and guess what? WE SAW ALOT ALOT OF SHOOTING STARS
the shooting stars were .........
dammit running out of adjectives to describe stuff
the shotting stars were surreal
the first time i saw it i didnt belive it was real , so dream-like
but there were more to come, everytime 1 fell, everyone will like OMG DID YOU SEE THAT and then they start celebrating
like scoring a goal during a soccer match
i saw 6 which was kindda pathetic compared to like chia yuwei and xue yuyu the ones who started it, but i'm super contented i even manage to see 1, now i can die without regrets jk jk
and sorry jon heng, i really cant tell you what i wished for =(
oh ya another funny incident, cai yitian was being an ass and flashing tourchligh on people so they cant see clearly, so 1 guy shouted " eh somebody use theier next wish to curse yitian eh!!"
wahhh, good times man, even though it wasnt even a week ago hahahaha
okay fast forward
next 2 days we went to orphanage and old folks home, but most of it was spend shopping for gifts for YOU PEOPLE zz. For those who didnt get a prezzie from us, really really sorry, cos there really isnt much to buy there, unless you dont mind some exotic necklace with beads and fake gems lol. one of our buses broke down + caught in traffic jam = delay for 3 hours -.-!
so our shopping was greatly jepodised. so me and shijun were like sprinting from shop to shop desperately to buy enough stuff. Oh ya Hwa Peng is like master shopper la, can spend so much, winner.
wah really realy tired been bloging the whole night i think i should stop , maybe i'll blog another time on the stuff i missed out
like the 4p (p=prostitute)
the 100 year old dancing man
the risham piririri song
jon heng hygiene ( or lack thereof)
wilson's daughter hahah
kelvin cheng zi lian-ness (and gayness)
leefy proness in naruto
leetk pro photography skills
wincoln's blurness hhhahahahahaah just go ask jon heng seriously dman funny
the guy who offered 200 then offered free for a keychin or something hahah
how some people overslept and missed dinner
and how kwang yueh went to play soccer with the locals and 'pangsehed" me
about the eerie toilet
about the so called "solar powered" heater
about the cockroaches in the food
wahhh endless sia
what a way to end the 4 years in hwa chong, i just realised i havent posted anything about graduating well i'll just say something simple
though the sun may have set and the greatest chapter in my life draws to an end, the memories with you guys with linger on....forever more
thanks, for everyhing
ksx
Group without yu tung... haha sorry
Ok... The next group of people would defitnitely have to be my friends. I shant name them one by one, in case they say im not their friend, i would look like a loser piece of crap. LOL! Anyway, I would like to thank you guys by dedicating a LARGE part of this post to you guys! Remember those friday soccer sessions? Haha, guess we can never experience the same feeling of it again. After a grueling week of school, all of us could lay our hairs down and enjoy soccer till late in the night. SIGH! Those were the days i misssed the most. Jingx star keeper, Shi Xuan star star star keeper, Skun school defender who always attacks, Leo the defender and striker, Ming Chou the tricker who does many tricks, Jon Soh the John Arne Riise wannabe, Darrell the enthu kid, Ze hong the talented defender and me... the jack of all trades but master of none... lol... I simply miss the days when we could play soccer and then shack our time away at poolside, enjoying a simple can of drinks, gossiping abpout ppl and such. I think it is almost impossible to relive this soccer session or friday ritual when we're in JC.. Haha, but i do treasure those times under the SUN :)
Then do you guys remember the church gathering or cell gathering on a particular public holiday? OMG, it was fun guys... It turned out to be a hc gathering instead. Street soccer, biking, eating, crapping and stuff... It turned out to be a great day! But it was marred when jonsoh and Jingbo squabbled over some minor stuff like who shld start first! Come to think of it, I think you guys were retarded then! LOL, jus joking. But it was then where we came up the name 求胜。Haha, wth man, we cycle and waited for him then he jus pang seh us halfway, wat is this!!! It was memorable nonetheless...
Then, I would like to thank my classmates including jing xiang, darrell, joshua and many others who slacked with me thorughout the year. (maybe except darrell). Thanks joshua for talking cock with me all the while even though sometimes what u do pisses me off. Thx darrell forbeing such a good friend, following me to toilet! HAHA, gonna miss you in JC! And JING XIANG, the fking fat pig...
I think jing xiang is the guy i experienced most stuff with him in this year. Firstly, we were involved in Sports Meet. LOL, he managed to turn a mugger class into a champion sports class... Unbelievable, and he bloody tyco got first for javelin... chee bong... Both of us are in cmc as well. Quite stupid come to think of it. Im a bloody welfare sect who does minimal stuff and i can get credit in portfolio... LOL, and he is a chairman. But actually he got do stuff, just that ouur form teacher tends to dis credit him.
Yeah, we played soccer with the 4J gang, and had countless shitty dinners at poolside cafe. The best was one where we both went OBA with eliseus, XQ, Alex, WUCYTE, Ze Hong, Libo, Renjie, ChoonCHUAN and a few others i forgot. Haha, both of us emoed first night because of the foreign environment we aint used to. Quite sissy actually. But thats how we felt 6000 miles away from home in a middle of an unknown Australian Forest eating crap food and shitting in holes. But he managed to adapt faster than me... I feel so sad... sob haha jk. but we had lotsa fun times at Aussie including cooking and gayin eliseus.
Both of us also went 13th SLC which i think was a failure one becuase my grp has no girls. WTF? But anyways, we met new frends from overseas as well as ppl like gordon and milton. We had great time there, even though it is just four days. Shortly after, we went for ortus leadership camp where we slacked like losers. We camped at toilets, slacked at poolside and do many crap shit during the amazing race haha... unforgettable.
Hmm, and we also went thru many stuff like Biopolis, going out with wucyte, going cyberwellness and going cuppage and such...
I think I would like to thank him for making my sec 4 life so much more fulfilling and fruitful
maybe I would like to thank xiaotian also, had many fun times hanging out with him and thx for treating me swensens. Even though we aint in such good terms now, bit i would like to still thank you for allowing us to enter ur life last time...
And also, I wanna thank my classmates, who were ever tolerant with my corny jokes and slacking behavious in class. I would miss mugging in class with ur for 2 years. And i believe many of u guys would grow to be successful people in future. I really hope to stay in contact with you guys! So hope if we have another chance, we could be in the same class again! Yeah! 4I 2007 all the way!
Last but not least the teachers who have spent countless hours marking our papers and homeworks, Mr TanHY, Mr DVT, Ms Tan, Mdm Wang, Ms YeoTC, Mr Png, Ms Loh, Mrs Giam, Ms Gwee, Mr Chua... hope i didnt leave anyone out :)
And i would like to thank everyone who has made an impact in my sec 4 life thus far, BOB2, TEEN.AGE, Mugging for exams, going out, Performances etc... I treasure every moment with you guys and I would hope to relive these experiences again.
Hmm, and guys, I hope we would all sort out our conflicts and differences as soon as possible. before the year ends, when all of us head towards different directions, and would have then lost the chance to do so. We shouldnt sour our relationship over external reasons such as girls or anything which matters. Friendships are made to last, and we should all cherish ours, it is foolish to lose a friend over a girl. Are the friendships all of us have developed so weak as to it is unable to withstand such situations? I doubt so, I believe the firendship the gang has developed can even withstand the strongest earthquakes, or the longest eruptions. Let these things be pushed aside, and let us cherish each other before we don't even have the chance to do so in future!
Due to time constraints, i have to stop thus far, i know words cant describe how i feel now, but i certainly hope u guys are willing to cherish these memories for the rest of the years to come.
ALL in ALL I will certainly miss you guys and thanks for the memories you have given me!
Cheers,
Ivan Ho Zi Hao
Almost Graduated from Class of 2007, Hwa Chong Institution